When I unsubscribed, I stumbled upon a clever idea for getting folks to resubscribe:
Now, I'm not normally a cruel person, but could *you* resist punishing Derrick?
I didn't think so.
His coworker then proceeds to berate and attack him:
Poor Derrick, lying on the floor, suffering. Don't you feel badly for punishing him? Just a little?
Wouldn't you feel better if you... resubscribed?
Yeah, I didn't either, but still very creative.
If you feel Derrick still hasn't suffered enough, you can give him his just desserts here:
